April 2009
40 posts
Everything Zen- Bush
ps- they were both cooler...
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t...”
– Mark Twain
i love morning sex… my dogs not a huge fan though
I’m permanently disabled in my right testicle… I’ve gotten the licensee plates for it and everything
if woody allen and i were in a hot tub together… would that be an uncomfortable place to talk about his asian build a spouse
i was plato’s little boy toy
recently airport security questioned me about a large lump in my breasts… yea… great time to find out about the breast cancer…
Anyone remember courtney love’s tirade last night-yea well I had to use some less than humane methods to finally put her down- god forgives
Hey your cats still alive…. what…? HAH April Fools!!!
I ordered my food at a fancy restaurant and at the end when nobody could see me I dropped glass into the soup- then I fed some to my friends
I’m really scared that when I go into politics they’ll be all reformed and moral and it won’t be any fun…
I’m reading bob barkers biography… <insert price is right joke>
you know what makes people reaaaaaally angry… taxes…
talked to chris brown yesterday… he actually used the words “love tap”
Its rude to refuse a host… and I mean really… how often do you get to eat bald eagle…
britney spears is fucking her hot southern backup dancer boy… who sees this ending well???
is it too awkward to ask your drug dealer for a receipt… I’m trying to listen to suzie orman and be fiscally responsible
I’ve been asked to cum on the view…. yea barbara walters is a sick bitch
