if woody allen and i were in a hot tub together… would that be an uncomfortable place to talk about his asian build a spouse
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Apr
02
I’m permanently disabled in my right testicle… I’ve gotten the licensee plates for it and everything
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Apr
01
recently airport security questioned me about a large lump in my breasts… yea… great time to find out about the breast cancer…
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Apr
01
Anyone remember courtney love’s tirade last night-yea well I had to use some less than humane methods to finally put her down- god forgives
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Apr
01
I ordered my food at a fancy restaurant and at the end when nobody could see me I dropped glass into the soup- then I fed some to my friends
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Apr
01
I’m really scared that when I go into politics they’ll be all reformed and moral and it won’t be any fun…
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Apr
01
is it too awkward to ask your drug dealer for a receipt… I’m trying to listen to suzie orman and be fiscally responsible
