The Dandelion King

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Apr 01

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Mar 31

I would have had jim morrison’s child… as long as it didn’t come out retarded

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Mar 31

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Mar 31

anything is possible

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Mar 31

NEWS REPORT- Flow of immigrants into America has slowed to barely a drip. Would “rather try our luck..” in home country seems to be theme.

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Mar 31

I’d say I’m not a morning person… but I’m never really up in the morning so I’m not sure

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Mar 31

more and more people are following me every day… I feel like the pied piper for losers

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Mar 31

incidentally humor never came easy to me as a child…

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Mar 31

if I hit 200 hundred followers today I’ll release the hostages

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Mar 31

who needs a colon really?

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Mar 30

apparently fish should limit their skittle intake

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Mar 30

shiloh jolie-pitt is following me… what role reversal for that family

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Mar 30

if you seek amy sideways and doggy style while I’m calling you daddy and you’re whispering sweet nothings in my ear- see- not vulgar at all

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Mar 30

yea the operation went well mom- I am starting to see everyones point about it being “trendy” but I am still stoked to have this third ear

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Mar 30

my tv is stuck on the lifetime chanel playing at full volume- I can actually feel estrogen pushing at my nascent breasts