I hate irish food
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Mar
30
I love when I watch one b list celebrity suck up to another b list celebrity… basically i love twitter folks
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Mar
30
if I just got up and ran everyday I’d be fitter healthier and probably have a better outlook on life- but then when would I drink gin
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Mar
30
If only you could actually blame everything that goes wrong on your parents… I would… even what these SWAT guys are gonna find
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Mar
30
btw I’m averaging almost fourty twits a day… that means I probably didn’t get hugged enough as a child
yea no the radiation is harmless… now let me just put this lead bib over your body and stand behind that concrete partition for a second
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Mar
30
one time I had a dog… and one time my neighbors had kids… well so the neighbors moved… and I’m not allowed to have a dog anymore…
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Mar
30
the morning has literally sucked any semblance of humor out of my body… and it’s barely even the morning any more
